I'm sorry

I'm sorry, but when you come to visit I will have laundry on my couch because it has become a playground.

I'm sorry, but when you call I can't always answer because my hand is a pillow.

I'm sorry, but when you come to visit it will take me about an hour to get to the door because my foot is a rocking device (and it falls asleep).

I'm sorry, but when you come for dinner we will order something in because my arms are full.

I'm sorry, but my house is a mess because we are busy watching the world go 'round.